well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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