butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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