this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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