my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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