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im having a threesome with these popsicles
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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