I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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