Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Shame - the story of my life.
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