hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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