I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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