Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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