Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My feet surprised me
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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