i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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