another moral hangover. fuck.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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