Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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