No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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