Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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