guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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