I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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