We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Girls should come with a carfax report
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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