Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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