Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Randomize