Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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