there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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