Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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