We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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