He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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