Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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