Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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