i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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