"it" just moved
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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