Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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