And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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