i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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