you win again, gameday.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Randomize
