Whod you bang
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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