Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You had me at "let me see your balls"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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