stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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