That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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