NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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