What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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