I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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