Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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