I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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