I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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