like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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