id be glad to
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I think pants incapable of making pants work
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
The ass gains better be worth it
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