Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
dude. I can hear the air.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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