love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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