I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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