and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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