i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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