i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
