I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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